Yo mama's so lazy, she stuck her nose out the window and let the wind blow it.From left: Director and president of Mia Katie Luber executive director of the Minnesota Museum of American Art Kate Beane Walker Art Center executive director Mary Ceruti.Yo mama so dumb, she went to the eye doctor to get an iPhone.Yo mama's so poor, Nigerian princes wire her money.Yo mama's teeth so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter.Yo mama's so nasty, they used to call them jumpolines 'til yo mama bounced on one.Yo mama so scary, the government moved Halloween to her birthday.Yo mama so short, she went to see Santa and he told her to get back to work.Yo mama's so classless, she's a Marxist utopia.Yo mama so big, her belt size is "equator.".Yo mama's so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.Yo mama's so short, you can see her feet on her driver's license.Yo mama's so depressing, blues singers come to visit her when they've got writer's block.Yo mama's cooking so nasty, she flys got together and fixed the hole in the window screen.Yo mama's so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list.Yo mama's so poor, the ducks throw bread at her.Yo mama's so ugly, she looked out the window and was arrested for mooning.Yo mama's so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter.Yo mama's so ugly, when she was little, she had to trick-or-treat by phone.Yo mama's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.Yo mama's teeth are so yellow when she smiles at traffic, it slows down.Yo mama's so old, she walked out of a museum and the alarm went off.Yo mama's so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.Yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
Yo mama's so old, her social security number is one.Yo mama's so ugly, she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.Yo mama's so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.Yo mama's so stupid, it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.Yo mama's so stupid, when I said, "Drinks on the house," she got a ladder.
Yo mama's so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.Yo mama's so stupid when thieves broke into her house and stole the TV, she chased after them shouting "Wait, you forgot the remote!".Yo mama's so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.Yo mama's so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.Yo mama's so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.Yo mama's so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.Yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.Yo mama's so stupid when they said it was chilly outside, she grabbed a bowl.Yo mama's so stupid, she stared at a cup of orange juice for 12 hours because it said "concentrate.".Yo mama's so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.Yo mama's so fat, if she was a Star Wars character, her name would be Admiral Snackbar.Yo mama's so fat, her blood type is Ragu.Yo mama's so fat, she can't even jump to a conclusion.Yo mama's so fat, her car has stretch marks.
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Yo mama's so fat, when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.And if yo mama asks, no, we weren't talking about her. Here are 55 of our favorite Yo Mama jokes, sorted by every category you could possibly want.
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